most talented bald man
Plumber, doctor, lawyer, dev and lover.
With more careers changes than your grandma’s Facebook relationship status and a jawline that could cut diamonds Johnny conquered everything from fixing pipes to exploring space. He’s the bad boy of a meme universe, the king of chaos, and the hero of hilarity.
IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR MIND YOU CAN GO FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT
Alright, listen up, champ. To conquer the world, start by conquering your own damn mind. Embrace failure, take calculated risks, surround yourself with hot people. Life’s too short for anything less than badassery.
Mia Khalifa
Johnny’s moves were like a masterful symphony, leaving me breathless and craving for more. He’s really a magician at everything that he does.
Your mom & your wife
Johnny’s prowess is like a tornado of passion, leaving us both in a state of blissful chaos. He’s not just a life coach; he’s a magician of pleasure.
Janet Yellen
Johnny’s skills are like a monetary policy – firm, yet flexible, with a touch of finesse that leaves me feeling economically stimulated. Bravo, Johnny!
professor ·
ceo of Coinbase ·
detective ·
astronaut ·
police officer ·
lawyer ·
firefigter ·
plumber ·
lover ·
dev ·